The Red Ledger

Nathalie Kroll
Although oftenly mistaken for a freshman, Nathalie Kroll is a senior at Lovejoy High School. Nathalie prefers the nickname G-Nat, but is okay with just being called G. The owner of a 15k follower tumblr blog, Nathalie is online famous. This does not do her any good in her personal life, however. Her tweet ‘Plants wearing Pants’ has over 2,000 retweets and has been stolen by many parody accounts. Nathalie is a pretentious music snob. If she wears a shirt with a band name on it, odds are, she cannot name five songs.

Due to her lack of athletic capabilities, Nathalie is participating in P.E. during her senior year. She is very upset about it. If you were to say something borderline inappropriate, Nathalie would be the first person to say, “That’s What She Said”. Because of this, she often gets reprimanded in the newspaper class for corrupting the younglings. Nathalie thinks that she’s hysterical, but most of the time, no one actually hears her. Or sees her. No one really pays attention to Nathalie. If Nathalie were to walk in a group of three down the sidewalk, she would awkwardly be left behind. In attept to help her friend with a Diet Coke addiction, Nathalie became addicted to Coke. Most of the shirts Nathalie wears, she has stolen from boys.  Nathalie cannot Skitz.

What Nathalie lacks in height she makes up for in no way at all. Nathalie accidentally befriended a rapper once. She also accidentally memorized all of his songs. On accident. When it comes to driving, Nathalie fulfills every negative stereotype towards female drivers. Nathalie has no college plans, she intends on ‘winging it’. If you were to ask Nathalie a basic math problem, she would stare blankly at you and simply ask, “huh?” Being from Sweden, Nathalie is an individual of few words that barely make sense. For more information please contact [email protected]

 

Nathalie Kroll, Staff Reporter/ Copy Editor

Apr 10, 2015
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Apr 10, 2015
Hart to host puppy palooza (Story)
Apr 09, 2015
Finding a Safe Place (Story)
Dec 05, 2014
The need for feminism (Story)
Nov 18, 2014
Be careful what you vote for (Story)
Nov 17, 2014
Black Keys light up the AAC (Story/Media)
Nov 02, 2014
Allen Parks and Recreation wins award (Media)
Oct 22, 2014
Lucas fire department makes renovations (Media)
Oct 21, 2014
Prom tickets on pre-sale (Story)
Sep 17, 2014
Stacy Road Sonic set to reopen in October (Media)
Sep 04, 2014
Video: students make a choice – trading an earlier start for a shorter day (Story)
Sep 02, 2014
Nicholson Q&A (Story)
Aug 27, 2014
Senior filmmaker interns at Kamp Hollywood (Story/Media)
Aug 07, 2014
New dorms at local university excite graduates (Story)
Jun 10, 2014
Making a splash at summer camp (Story)
Jun 02, 2014
Summer job opportunities for students (Story)
May 08, 2014
Freshmen participate in month of madness (Story)
Apr 08, 2014
Dangers of tanning (Story)
Apr 08, 2014
Pro(m)blems (Story)
Mar 26, 2014
Students get a glance at colleges (Story)
Mar 24, 2014
Homeless for the night (Story)
Mar 17, 2014
Oh the places Seuss has gone (Story)
Mar 03, 2014
The changing nature of bullying (Story)
Feb 14, 2014
Robotics team one step away from state (Story/Media)
Feb 06, 2014
Snow storm leads to early release (Story)
Feb 04, 2014
A purple promotion (Story)
Jan 31, 2014
Molly: more than meets the high (Story)
Jan 23, 2014
Battling back (Story)
Jan 17, 2014
Tweet to eat (Story)
Jan 07, 2014
Graduates return home (Story)
Dec 31, 2013
New years celebrations for students (Story)
Dec 17, 2013
Testing center closing causes complications (Story)
Nov 15, 2013
Stressful Sunday studies (Story)
Nov 15, 2013
Sophomore break-dances his way into school spotlight (Story/Media)
Oct 25, 2013
Alum finds home in Young Life (Story)
Oct 16, 2013
Haunted houses give students an extra scare (Story)
Sep 06, 2013
Open House on Monday (Story)
Aug 20, 2013
Founder’s Day welcomes freshman to high school (Story)
Jul 31, 2013
Must see summer TV (Story)
May 13, 2013
A chef in the making (Story)
May 10, 2013
Students and teachers serve up aces (Story)
Apr 17, 2013
Continuing the sentence (Story)
Mar 19, 2013
Family Video to offer movie and pizza delivery option (Story)
Mar 19, 2013
A break filled with learning (Story)
Mar 01, 2013
Collin College evacuating for bomb threat (Story)
Feb 28, 2013
PDA: a growing concern for some (Story)
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