Stephanie Thomson, Staff Reporter
Stephanie Thomson is a girl of few interests. She never listens to decent music. So if you like good music, don’t talk to her about it. Movies are not her slice of bread. You like good movies? Hey. Just keep it to yourself. Holy tamole! She’s on the Majestics Dance Team as Senior Class Representative! WOW! Just keep moving, children, there’s nothing to talk about here. Her Twitter is usually embarrassing jokes that only she would ever find funny, and she’s never ever made an Instagram video. If you’re one of the select few who follow her, you should talk to her about it. Just kidding. Don’t talk to her about that. Or anything else. Have the hots for her sexy Toyota Camry? You know she does! So don’t even bother asking her. This story doesn’t have a moral, so *insert deep and resounding question here*.
