Alexa Mapes, Staff Reporter
Alexa / Lexa Mapes is senior who will fall asleep in the most inappropriate of places—including the Coliseum in Rome. In a Hard Rock Café in Paris, she was locked inside a bathroom and forgotten. After the third time you’ve repeated yourself, she still hasn’t heard you. Once, upon forgetting Michael Koval’s name, she caught his attention by shouting  “eyebrows!” Half of the time she asks a store employee for help, they are not a store employee. Alexa is constantly saying goodbye to someone and realizing they’re going in the same direction. Her immediate go-to in awkward situations is to pretend to be texting the “friends she has, but just aren’t there.” She has successfully walked into an automatic door on multiple occasions. She is, the most awkward girl in the world.
