How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice. Welcome to my Bio.
No I am not a Freshman, Glad we got that out of the way.
Because God died for me, Everyday I choose to live for him
Hobbies include: eating, procrastinating, thinking I can play soccer, talking about my hometown Asheville, North Carolina (aka the best place on earth), and attempting to make clothes.
No, but really Asheville is the best place on earth.
If you haven’t already, go search Asheville, NC.
Can I say I told ya so? I told ya so.
Warning: can be slightly sassy, and sarcastic on occasion.
Since this assignment is due in about 5 minutes I shall end this with a masterpiece of humor:
Did you know that Napoleon had a long lost brother?
I guess they were Bornaparte.
Ok one more…
My Boyfriend broke up with me because he said I quoted Linkin Park to much,
but in the end it doesn’t even matter,
another for good measure?
I have a fear of speed bumps
but I am slowly getting over it.
last one promise,
What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for college?
Bison.
haha sike
Why do robbers not get puns?
because they take things literally.
Oh ya and I guess I take a photo here and there for the red ledger.
