Dominique Mazero, Staff Reporter
Hey lil mama lemme whisper in ya ear. Here’s a swaggy bio you might wanna hear. Okay the rap part of this bio is done. So stop reading it in rhythm with the previous line. So I guess you could say I play a little bit of soccer. And with the marginal amount of soccer I attempt to play, I still can’t get to school on time or complete any of my work. But besides being a terrible soccer player, I actually try and workout every day. And by “workout,” I mean eat. When I am not sucking on the soccer field, or failing all of my assignments and collecting an unparalleled amount of tardies and absences, I actually hang out with friends. And by “friends” I am referring to Serena Van der Woodsen and Blair Waldorf. Upper East Side for lyfe y0. And by upper east side, I mean oakwood. :)))
