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Star Wars gets a makeover

Back in 1999, a new Star Wars movie must have been like the Second Coming. Judging by all the merchandise and movie reviews from that year, it’s safe to say that is an understatement. Similarly, the negative reaction to the movie is a legend in and of itself, with headlines from angry critics such as “My mugged childhood and why the ‘Phantom Menace’ is responsible” and “Jar-Jar Binks must die!” dominating the newsstands. Thirteen years later, the smoke has cleared enough for the film to return to theaters in 3D. Has it gotten better with age? Or has the “Dark Side” really overtaken this franchise?

As a life-long Star Wars fan, I guess I should be the most critical of this movie. But I’m also a critic, and as a movie in and of itself, it works just fine. In fact, The Phantom Menace is one the more fun movies you’ll see out there, full of rip-roaring action and thrills that only Star Wars can bring. Of course, after all that praise, I should note that this is the weakest Star Wars movie (Attack Of The Clones would have that dubious honor, if it weren’t for the awesome Yoda fight at the end) thanks to several factors.

First off, it’s a very slow moving film, and after a nice fight scene in the first act and the pod racing sequence, not much happens. In fact, after one contemplates it for a while, the Jedi do nothing for a good chunk of this film, leaving Anakin to do the hard work (such as creating the pod racer and piloting it in the treacherous race).

Another problem is…Jar-Jar. I don’t dislike him as much as many do (judging by the sheer number of anti-Jar-Jar sites), but his dialogue and character are extremely irritating. I will say this though: upon seeing the film again, I can somewhat understand his purpose in the film. I won’t spoil it for those who haven’t seen this yet, but I won’t lie that he is very helpful in solving an obvious problem in the third act. Still, that doesn’t make up for the barrage of flatulence jokes and stupidity he brings to the proceedings.

One other nitpick: the Neomedian enemies Nute Gunray and Rune Hakku are one of the few non-CGI aliens in the film, and it shows. Their rubbery masks look outdated and the lip-syncing on the characters isn’t that far from a 1960’s Godzilla film from Japan. They stick out like a sore thumb whenever they come on screen, even if their mature motivations (taxations and power) are much appreciated when juxtaposed Jar-Jar Binks.

Plenty of problems hold this film back, but there are still many positive aspects, not the least of which is Darth Maul. His evil appearance and cunning attacks still send chills down my spine. His final battle with Obi-Wan and Qui-Gon Jinn is mesmerizing, perhaps the best lightsaber duel in the entire Star Wars saga. His sheer awesomeness is definitely a highlight of the film.

Darth Maul is not the only good character in the flick though; shifty parts dealer Watto is a fascinating creation, and is definitely a character that really “works,” thanks to all of his small characterizations.

Qui-Gon Jinn is also a great little creation, thanks to Liam Neeson, who plays the character perfectly. He gives this Jedi enough soul and heart for him to come to life like other characters don’t in the film (et tu Padme).

However, one thing that must be discussed is the quality of the 3D. Believe it or not, it really helps the film. It adds great depth and tremendously enhances sequences like the podrace. You’ll feel like you have entered the universe of Star Wars like never before. The best post-conversion of 3D yet? I think yes!

Sure this chapter in the large Star Wars saga has its caveats, but even the worst Star Wars flick is head and shoulders above the most derivative movie that comes out. Despite Jar-Jar and it’s slow pace, great 3D and riveting action still make The Phantom Menace a film worth checking out on the big screen, in surprisingly effective 3D. It may not be the best in the saga, but it’ll do until the original Star Wars trilogy is released in 3D. May the force be with you, dear reader.

 

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Doug Laman
Doug Laman, Staff Reporter/Movie Critic
Doug Laman is a quirky, interesting and nerdy type of fellow, one who has no idea what Algebra means, but is more than happy to discuss every little detail about Disney films. Ever since his first word on this planet was Disney, Doug has maintained His never ending passion is cinema, but he also has a love for The Simpsons, good friends, the music of ABBA and toys from the movie Cars. When he isn’t jamming out to some great country music, you can likely find Doug chit-chatting with friends, playing on a Nintendo 64 or PlayStation One, watching a movie or reading a good book. Now in his Senior Year of High School, Doug is privileged to continue to be with the Newspaper, along with having a role in the Lovejoy Theatre Department, all of which keeps him both busy and elated. After High School, Doug hopes he can either go to Pandora, fight with Wookies, join the crew on the Starship Enterprise or be a part of The Avengers. Or, y’know, college is cool too.

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    Stephan EblenMar 1, 2012 at 1:28 pm

    Meh…. Just a Sub sentient species to be conquered. In reality the fight for the shield generator (while inspirational) would have been a one sided massacre. The advanced Imperial infantry with mechanized support would have easlily wiped out the ewok contingent. Not to mention having the Ewoks commandeer a Walker, and using captured small arms is totally unplausible, how would an unlearned creature have the ability to drive complex vehicles or fire a blaster, of which they have never even seen?

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    Stephan EblenMar 1, 2012 at 1:26 pm

    good job dug

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    Rachael BellMar 1, 2012 at 12:30 pm

    Awesome job, Doug! Very professional and excellent feedback. Keep up the good work!

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    Michael BurdickMar 1, 2012 at 12:08 pm

    I don’t think you need to worry about spoilers for a 13 year old movie. And I personally would add that Anakin Skywalker is one of the whiniest protagonists in the history of movies.

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    Douglas LamanFeb 24, 2012 at 3:36 pm

    Too true Richard!! Though I find the Ewoks infinitlvey more cuddly! 🙂

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    Richard LyneFeb 23, 2012 at 5:40 pm

    Jar-Jar might have been bad…but let’s not forget the Ewoks.

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