Carson Buckner, Staff Reporter
Carson Buckner is a 17-year-old male. He plays lacrosse. He is a tennis prodigy, but quit in fifth grade due to being overworked. He tried basketball, but then he quickly realized that with, at the time, his small 5’ frame, ball was not life. Carson started playing lacrosse in seventh grade and has subsequently grown into the legend that he is known as today. Carson has a few siblings, though they don’t really matter, as Carson, his parents, and the world all know, he is the favorite child. Carson has aspirations to play lacrosse in college. His favorite subject is history, because that is the only class where they briefly talk about lacrosse. Carson is known for dropping his twitter handle in inappropriate places, @carsonbuckner, but he would never do it in a staff bio. Carson writes his name on most of his paper under the pseudonym ‘The Carson Buckner,’ not very much of a cover up name to the naked eye, but those who know Carson truly know the gravitas that it holds to his image. Carson specializes in satire and and making his opinion known, both of which he will incorporate into his newspaper pieces.
