Brooks Lescher, Staff Reporter
Brooks Lescher is a four-time returning average student at Lovejoy High School. He spends his free time with his woes making mixtapes and playing Lacrosse. He stands at a modest six-foot-four feet tall and uses his height to his benefit in athletics, however he is still only a subpar athlete. Brooks is the least favorite child in the family and embraces it to his best ability. He plans on spending most of his senior year writing modest newspaper columns and studying the great works of Shakespeare to expand his belittling vocabulary. Even though he is interested in expanding his vocabulary, Brooks is unaware of what the word modest means so if you see the word, please just assume that it is used incorrectly. One day Brooks hopes to murk money mayweather, acquire the lightweight champion title, grab some endorsement and then finally retire. Brooks will spend the remaining years of his life watching pitch perfect on re-run and hosting a cappella competitions in his basement. He frequently goes to starbucks, ordering excessive cream in his coffee to match with his ever so creamy outfits. Lastly, Brooks is on the come up in the twittersphere so please give him a follow @BrooksLescher.
