Scott Kelley, Staff Reporter
The notorious Scott Kelley is a legend in the oh so mighty class of 2015. This is one marvelous man. A simple man. Hailing from the upper east coast of Boston, Massachusetts, he is the illest, the realest, the swankest, the trillest. Ladies call him divine, and for fools he has no time. If you’re chasing the money, you’re chasing Scotty Dolla Sign. Also, he responds to the name Goldilocks because his flow is almost identical to hers. If somebody were to call him arrogant, he would reply, “you’re probably right”. Strolling down the halls of Lovejoy High School, you will notice his over emphasized limp, as well as the two babes he has wrapped around each arm. When he is not making money or charming the sweethearts, he is actually Superman and is saving the world. Or just simply flirting with your girl. This universe was blessed with his presence, so please.. when you see him out and about, shake his hand and boast your love and appreciation. And yes, he does allow a single soft stroking of his hair. Thank you Dolla Sign all hail Dolla Sign.
