Below is a list of techniques and creative ways to confuse and puzzle venders, giving you enough time to make a break for it.
1. Look interested, say “Oh let me go ask my mom,” and run away.
2. Start fake crying and run away, screaming “I can’t talk to strangers.”
3. Look at them with a puzzled look and say “no habla ingles”
4. Put up your pointer finger, put your other hand to your ear, say you’re on your blue tooth.
5. “I are allergic to games.”
6. “I can’t read.”
7. “I have a broken spleen.”
8. “I have to use the lavatory.”
9. “A ninja just came by and stole all my tickets.”
10. Repeat every word they say until they get annoyed and give up.
11. Ask them if they want to play the game- this confuses them.
12. Say you want a demonstration and when they turn their back, make a break for it.
