Breathing is, like, 12th on my list of priorities

Breathing is, like, 12th on my list of priorities

Amy Bogucki, Staff Reporter

It takes me 25 minutes to drive to school because I have to pick up my friend, and 10 minutes to drive home.

It takes me 30 minutes to get ready because society has told me I look hideous without makeup so often that I honestly feel that it is true. Then I have to get dressed, which, admittedly, generally consists of pulling on the first pair of jeans and XL men’s shirt I can find, but still. If I hurry, sometimes I even get to have some dry cereal and coffee. Breakfast of champions.

I am legally required to attend school for 7 and a half hours a day.

The one extracurricular activity I’m in- the musical- takes about 5 hours of rehearsal a night on show week.

Obviously, I have to shower every day because putting on a musical is a surprisingly aerobic activity, so that’s about 20 more minutes.

Any junior or senior and most sophomores can tell you that AP classes usually give a minimum of 2 hours of homework a week. I am in 5 AP classes.

If I were to follow the recommendations of every health professional ever, I would be getting 9 and a half hours of sleep a night. I don’t think I even need to tell you what a joke that is. But I do need close to 8 hours if I don’t want to be an exhausted emotional wreck the next day.

There are 120 hours in a school week

I have exactly 25 minutes for free time this week. That’s not per day. That’s in all. That’s 5 minutes a day. I have 5 minutes to relax. And I usually use those to eat, which I consider pretty important, but if I’m crunched for time, I can eat while I’m doing homework. I check my e-mail for college and senior project information and I talk to my friends during school. I work on homework during rehearsal. I sometimes (please don’t judge me) get on Tumblr or Netflix on my iPad while I’m taking a shower. I am miserably behind on watching TV.

People say that we’re a generation of multitaskers, and who can blame us? There are only so many hours in a day, and if you want to do anything with your life, you have to take AP or dual-credit classes, be involved in things like, say, musicals or newspaper or choir or athletics or all of the above. A lot of people get part-time jobs because their parents won’t pay for gas or because they just want a little extra spending money or because they’re fiscally responsible.

Somehow, we manage to squeeze all this into a day. However, I am a huge proponent of free time, therefore am not a big fan of this system.

I am exhausted.

And, judging by the sheer number of times I’ve heard the phrase, “I’m tired,” from people in the halls, it is statistically probable that you are too.