Class of 2024 Coaches

The Red Ledger: How do you feel your game against the juniors will go?

Matthew Mainord: We will close out dominantly. They have no chance.

Colston Adamson: The juniors are kind of just a warm up game. I don’t really expect much out of them.

Kyle Branch: I’m not really worried about it.

TRL: What are your thoughts on the junior competition?

KB: They’re terrible. They wear air forces. 

CA: It’s just a warm up game.

TRL: What about the senior competition?

MM: You know, with the seniors, half the players on their team are taller than their head coach.

TRL: What are y’all’s opinions on the junior coaching staff? How do y’all compare?

CA: They’re all horrible. I don’t know why they signed up.

KB: I’ve probably never met any people worse to coach. They don’t know how to handle pressure, they’ll get lost, they’ll be lots of sacks – 

MM: I hate Mason Wallace. 

TRL: Describe the skill level of your team?

CA: It’s through the roof. Incredible.

MM: We have plays all around the board. Fast people everywhere.

KB: We have probably the fastest girl in the country right now. Actually nevermind she actually broke her leg so she’s out, but we have former flag football player Taylor Person. She’ll do the job for us.

CA: Skylar Rucker, great quarterback.

TRL: How have y’all prepared your team for their game?

KB: We actually have not at all.

MM: We’ve actually had a practice, but Kyle didn’t go. I’ve put a lot of plays into this offense.

KB: What plays do you got, main train?

MM: I’ve got more than six.

TRL: What are y’alls strengths and weaknesses?

KB: Strengths, as most of you guys know, we’ve had some legendary Ruckers come through and the youngest one is the keystone of our offense and probably defense as well.

MM: We have great wide receivers.

CA: Our offense is just unstoppable.

TRL: Should the juniors be nervous?

All: Yes, very. I don’t see why they wouldn’t be.

TRL: What do you think it takes to beat the juniors?

All: Absolutely nothing. 

TRL: How much confidence do you have in your team?

KB: None, I mean all.

All: All the confidence in the world.

TRL: Any last comments?

MM: The juniors are terrible, and I hate Mason Wallace.